Candace, Candy, Cans

Candace is having a very strange morning...

She woke up drastically taller, bustier, wasp-waisted and fat-assed, with an allergy to clothing and an insatiable need for sex. Worse, she seems to be the only person on Earth who notices she hasn't always been this way! As reality continues to shift around her, changing her home, her past, and even her name, will she be able to keep it together in this increasingly alien and pornographic world?

Notes:
Written by Soylent Orange
Six illustrations + Cover by SimonAquarius
Approximately 41,100 words
Audio-book Length: 3 hours 43 minutes. Text to Speech voice.

*Update 11/1/2025*

What’s going on with the price?

As we mentioned here https://itch.io/blog/1098645/one-week-freeze-on-paid-titles

For one-week 10/31 to 11/7 we’re putting a freeze on the purchasing on all of our paid titles. This is temporary, and for bookkeeping reasons. Itch.io takes a week to collect all payments before initiating a payout and we’re catching up to payout everyone who works on these “on time.”

This is a one-time thing, and raising the price as a sort of reverse sale, was the easiest way to make sure everyone who already purchased any of our titles can still access them. All titles will be going back to their previous prices by the end of November 7^th.

If you still have any questions or concerns you can email us here Earthboundbooks7@gmail.com